So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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