I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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