ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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