He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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