gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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