Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
