What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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