Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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