I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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