We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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