all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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