Define "chronic" masturbator.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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