My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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