Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
zippers are such a cool invention
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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