I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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