Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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