so let's talk penis.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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