thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
