Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Damn victory sex feels great
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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