ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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