i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize