The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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