That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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