I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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