Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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