I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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You're a waste of cheezeits
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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