i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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