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• (520): View more from Arizona

  chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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• (850): View more from Florida

  so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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• (818): View more from California

  we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body

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• (716): View more from New York

  Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?

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• (315): View more from New York

  So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day

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