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• (309): View more from Illinois

  dude do u know what u did last night?

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  do i wanna know???

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  you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.

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• (650): View more from California

  The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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• (805): View more from California

  Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.

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