Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?