After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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