i was born a porn star she said
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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