covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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