Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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