so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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