It's like a parade of train wrecks.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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