Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
