the day after is always just damage control
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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