my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Randomize