I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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