Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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