I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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