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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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