Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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