thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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