walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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