I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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