then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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