Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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