i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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