So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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