do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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