Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
wow bdsm is so cute
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