I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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