OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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