I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize