vagina is talking i cant
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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