Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Terrible idea I love it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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