No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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